Tired tonight, so the best I can do is a couple of jokes.
I was Just stumbling around a bit earlier when I heard such a funny joke told by Norm Macdonald…
I looked in the mirror the other day and said to my wife, “Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly old man, and I need you to give me a complement.”
She said, “Alright then. Your eyesight is damn near perfect.”
Mitch Hedberg is a bit of an acquired taste. You can tell he’s pretty much stoned every time he gets on stage. But he says some funny stuff…
“Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.”
“Every picture of you is when you were younger.”
Tina Fey is hilarious and I heard the absolute best comeback out of her…
“I’m not as dumb as I look.”
“How could you be?”
Time for bed.