Monkey’s in the driver’s seat, better hold on tight. Monkey don’t know how to drive, just studied for a night. Takes the corners far too fast, never slowing down. Pay a dollar forty-five to get you out of town. Monkey missed the second stop just like he missed the first. Monkey don’t know how to brake – his driving is the worst. So if you need to take a trip I’d like to ask you please; If you see the monkey comin’, better hide your keys.